Earthquakes and Sharks by Brandtson
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Song title Earthquakes and Sharks
Artist Brandtson
went down to mexico
i drove my black el camino
i met up with an old gringo
he showed me round
and said to call him joe
i was there about a week or so
wound up in the general hospital
joe said dont drink the water no more
how the hell was i supposed to know?
drove up to san diego
saw a sign for mission beach
and so
went out deep into the ocean
saw a shark and had a stroke
back in the ambulance i go
had a dream about a girl i used to know
she said "i got to warn ya bout mexico and california"
earthquakes and sharks to start us off
if chupacabras aint enough
black widow spiders and killer bees
aint no shade and aint no trees
black bears and heat
polluted air
theres traffic jams beyond compare
thats all i got to warn ya bout mexico and california
woke up and said i got to go
doc said "relax
just take it slow"
i tried to argue
but dont you know
bout california and mexico?
right then
the doctor hit the floor
the building shook
then shook some more
i looked down at him and swore
"you son of a bitch! i told you so!"
earthquakes and sharks to start us off
if chupacabras aint enough
black widow spiders and killer bees
aint no shade and aint no trees
black bears and heat
polluted air
theres traffic jams beyond compare
thats all i got to warn ya bout mexico and california
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