Hip Hop Quotables by Ludacris
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Song title Hip Hop Quotables
Artist Ludacris
hi
my names ludacris and im high as girrafes yeah
and im close to the edge so your parents can come push me
i curse so much just to get on they nerves
i got kids actin a fool from the traps to the birbs
my filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
so i shot the tooth fairy aahhh and took my old teeth back
ill take a shit on the equator
the size of a crater
and make government officials breath harder than darth vader
its the chicken & the beer that make luda keep rappin
but no pork on my fork i dont even speak pig latin
i go fishen on my lake wit some bitches to bake
plus i eat many mcs but i dont gain no weight
the number 1 cheif rocker clean out your rap lockers
im as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas
but my tricks aint for kids if you dig em youll get smaked
ill clock yah
ill spring forward you far back whoo
every album that i drop has got more than ten bangers yeah
thats cause im a shot caller yall fools are crank yankers bells
aint a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
i get chicks from portland oregan to portland mayne
now i role up torpedoes
get blunted wit rastas
for a hefty fee im on your record like bob castas yeah
i own so many jerseys
im a throw-back mess
i hit the cleaners an tell em "i want a full court press" owe
so mama toast yah glass while im countin my cash
cause every single is a smash
im hot as a camals ass ha
the competition never just wanna admit that they lost
and that they last about as long as my part in the wash
from your car to crap game no one rolls with you
one of minimes shoes got more soul than you ok
so by the time you figur out why your record aint spinnin
im in the strip club smokin
wit presedent clinton cough cough cough
so stay of the long side-burns and gold teeth teeth
they make the mold of the penis enlarger off me me
ill be in another when i hit from the back back
not to mention my refridgerators taller than shaq yeah
so yippie ka ye yippie ya ya yo yo
if you cant swim dont smoke my hydro dro
ive been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
but alotta yall are more stuck up than tampons whoo
so wash all you sins away and stop playin yeah
if gods line is busy you might have to two way him uh hmm
and catch me in your back yard playin crokay
and im drunk im tellin kids "drugs are bad umm-kay"
or watch me swing my chains at the rascals of peko
got seven cars get on my rims at chrome depo
and people think im bad they say "ooh hes so evil"
cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people owe
but my albums out the store
yours be on the shelf uh hmm
i heard you masterbate alot so yall keep to yourself
cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong
like the nba
you gotta play hard or go home
all that shit that yall talkin yall can pop it to them
cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
ill put so deep in your ass that you can smell it
and your breathll turn to footlocker water repelant
im the man i got money far as the eyes can see
and im in a group i split do wit me me and me
so much money in my jewelry that im damn near sorry
so ima trade my earings in
and get a ferrari whoo
i buy cars wit straight cash
have meetins wit donald trump
yall meet wit honda
no payments for 12 months uh huh
take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
yall put up wit more shit than a colostomy bag
ha ha ha