Montana by Frank Zappa
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Song title Montana
Artist Frank Zappa
i might be movin to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of
dental floss
raisin it up
waxen it down
in a little white box
i can sell uptown
by myself i wouldnt
have no boss
but id be raisin my lonely
dental floss
raisin my lonely
dental floss
well i just might grow me some bees
but id leave the sweet stuff
for somebody elsebut then
on the other hand id
keep the wax
n melt it down
pluck some floss
n swish it aroun
id have me a crop
an itd be on top thats why im movin to montana
movin to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon yes i am
movin to montana soon
gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
im pluckin the ol
dennil floss
thats growin on the prairie
pluckin the floss!
i plucked all day an all nite an all
afternoon
im ridin a small tiny hoss
his name is mighty little
hes a good hoss
even though
hes a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
hes a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
any way
im pluckin the ol
dennil floss
even if you think it is a little silly
folks
i dont care if you think its silly
folks
i dont care if you think its silly
folks
im gonna find me a horse
just about this big
an ride him all along the border line
with a
pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand
by myself i wouldnt
have no boss
but id be raisin my lonely
dental floss
raisin my lonely
dental floss
raisin my lonely
dental floss
well i might
ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin
in the moon-lighty night
and then id
get a cuppa cawfee
n give my foot a push
just me n the pymgy pony
over the dennil floss bush
n then i might just
jumb back on
an ride
like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana
movin to montana soon
yippy-ty-o-ty-ay
movin to montana soon