Pimpology by Too Short
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Song title Pimpology
Artist Too Short
pimp all we want is the money
pimp 2 i keep em' bro wake up one morning
and
with some money
to spend
they go crazy
verse 1
i'm going to tell you a story in stereo
about the pimping game
that you should know
but if you don't
it's alright
cause i'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
when i was 3 years old
straight pimp game i was told
my daddy sent me to pimp school
in this man's world
you can't be no fool
if a pimp is what you wanna be
you're gonna have to learn pimpology
pimpology a pimp's profession
can't be effected by the great depression
so if you want to be giant sized
come to my school get pimp-matized
in your school
what do they teach?
english
math
and history
pimpin' game
you can learn
and if you do
you will earn
a pimp diploma
just for you
for learning what you're taught when you come to school
lesson 1
you should know
never fall in love
with your ho
lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing
act cool
lesson 3
don't be a trick if she's poor
if she's rich
if your game is soft or hard
it shouldn't take long to break the broad
lesson 4
keep ya ho it's the most important thing to know
'cause i pimp or die i'm like the mack
riding around oakland in a cadillac
but on the other hand
if you can't pimp
and the hos keep treating you like a simp
i don't know what to say about you boys
you better go to the store and buy some toys
'cause you can't play this game
pimp talking
next time you hear grown folks talking
shut the fuck up y' hear?
verse 2
now you heard my story in stereo
about the pimpin' game
that you should know
and if you don't
it's alright
'cause i'll be spittin' this game to ya all damn night
i'm short dog ain't nothing nice
i neve